Personal website of mister Mazda

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Preface:

Do not let my blue eyes, blond hair, and fair complexion fool you: I am purely Iranian. I was decided upon, planned, taken action for, formed, born, and brought up in Iran. However, I am not so genius as other Iranians that you might have come across so far. That means: Farsi is the only language I can speak, and I can speak it only because it is my mother tongue, otherwise I wouldn’t be able to speak Farsi either.

You may ask why I insist on having an English section, when I know how poor my language knowledge is… the answer is very simple: I want my website to be a classy and fashionable one! If you are not Iranian, probably you won’t get what I mean! Here failure to include English words in your conversations and writings would mean that you have not lived most of your life in United States, which is considered bad… very bad!

There are also easier ways to send out the message of Americanity, like pronouncing Persian words with strange accent, but these techniques are not applicable in this written environment. So, writing in English is my only weapon here, and this weapon would work adversely if the reader’s English knowledge happens to be less bad than mine. Only those Iranians who speak English worse than me (read “don’t speak English at all”) can be impressed by this section, and they are the main target of this section. Anyone else would only be losing their time and diminishing my self-confidence here!

You may still choose to enter this section and read the stuff if you agree with the following statement:

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